Tuesday, January 08, 2002 :::

If you'd like to see a movie that will leave you in a state of



then go see David Lynch's latest film, Mulholland Drive. Very freaky movie...brilliantly composed. If you thought Memento was difficult to follow, try this one on for size. Gracias a Melo.

"Silencio..."

saturday night's little fiesta at Will's was decent, at first...but pretty much sucked at the end (no offense to Will). JOHN RAUDEBAUGH, you needed to be there...you're the life of every party, man. But it was cool to hang with Sean (Mr. Insanity), whom all the girls fell in love with. Shae, Brian's new love interest, seems really cool as well. However, after drinking 3 Smirnoff (sp?), my stomach started to feel ungood...and it has been fucked since then. sunday night and yesterday were the worst; i couldn't swallow my own saliva, nevermind food or refreshment, without MAD pain in my stomach. so...after clocking in with a blood pressure of 88 over 44, which i'm told is extremely low...like...barely alive, or something...i gave some blood for a mono test, which came back negative. the doc said i probably had "gastro-something," prescribed Zantac, and put me on a "clear-liquid diet." Basically, that meant no food. well, FUDASHIH. i'm a growing boy. a guy's gotta' have his food. so i've sucked it up and forced down enough solids to keep myself from starving. stupid, stupid stomach. It seems that Mr. Cohol (first name "Al") had something against my digestive track, so what have i decided? NO MORE ALCOHOL.

...unless there is an event or occurence that absolutely requires or calls for it...like, if Absent gets signed...or one of my friends gets married...or another New Years Eve. something like that.

Melo, i'm still looking for the convo from ages past...you'll have it as soon as i find it. glad your diggin' the SP cd...i was singing "Zero" to myself all day today, so i might have to pick up my own copy. still can't find New End Original. btw...i tried out my x-mas present. 'twas quite interesting...but i decided it's far too scary looking, and FAR too much work than it's worth...so...yeah. we'll see what its future holds. drew heard emergency-room stories involving his present...so he's scared to death of using it.

on the way back here to Gainesville, i pulled off quite an accomplishment. everyone sitting down? alright, get this...I successfully urinated into an empty Zephyrhills water bottle while driving 80-85 mph on I-75. i was scared to death that i'd wind up missing the bottle's opening, but i had to go SO bad that i had no other choice other than to give it a shot. the worst part was getting my pants/boxers down low enough so that i could relieve myself; 'twas quite the struggle...i did veer a little into the adjacent lane, and i wonder if anyone that passed by realized what i was up to. anyway, i must've been lettin' it go for...minutes, it seemed. i nearly filled that thing. and then i realized...i need a cap for this bottle. I HAVE to have a cap for this bottle. of course...there's no cap. so. i drive another 20 minutes or so, holding an open bottle of urine with one hand and steering with the other. horrible. but at least it didn't spill...and at least i wasn't pulled over for speeding.

it's great to be back in gainesville. ahhhhhhh.

::: posted by AJBrotz at 3:39 PM

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